Ah yes. Nothing like religious Jews telling the world that they live in a Jewish Ghetto by choice; that’s how you win over a crowd. By telling everyone you like being poor, uneducated, intolerant, and not connected to the modern world. Sure, you’re gonna vote, for a party that hates minorities, women, and gays, and you’ll act like an overall douchebag to anyone outside of your sect (because you’re not considerate like the Amish), but you deserve welfare and tax breaks because….?
Pretty sure it says in the Torah that it’s Kosher to be a mooch and a Jewish stereotype.
Can’t wait for them to start burning iPhones like burning books. Book burning in the 21st century!
I really love how these Rabbis don’t trust people. But then again, I don’t think the Torah is meant to let you think for yourself.
Jewish Zombies for Romney 2012!!!!!
*Totally okay though to use the phone to sell blood diamonds, which are Kosher because it allows for more Torah to be learned, and lets be honest, its not like most Israelis actually like their Ethiopian counterparts.