Word of the Week

1.	Jewish Mother Syndrome
	Known short as JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother. *Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome. Chaim: What would make you say that? Avi: Well when I don’t eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I’m too good for her. Chaim*: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa. jms jewish mother jewish mother syndrome jew jap by hipsterjew Mar 15, 2010 share this

4.	JILF
	A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith. *AePi Bro #1:* Who’s the smokin’ JILF? *AePi Bro #2:* That’s my sister. Bro #1: I’d like to show her my ‘Woody Allen’ *Bro #2:* Dude….she’s 14. Not cool. jilf jew i’d like to fuck jewish milf sarah silverman by hipsterjew Mar 22, 2010 share this

1.	Movie Jew
	Not a real Jew, just plays one in the movies. Sometimes directors need an actor whom the audience will immediately recognize as Jewish, but isn’t in real life, because, hey, who doesn’t like to discriminate where it counts? *Ben Kingsley is the biggest Movie Jew I’ve ever seen. John Turturro is a close second.*

1.	Keep it Circumcised	1 thumb up
	An exclusive gathering of male Jews Josh: We are going up to Queens to see the Mets – Sox game. You coming? Ari: Can I bring my roommate? Josh: Sorry man, we’re gonna keep it circumcised. circumcise circumcision foreskin keeping it circumcised cirumcized by hipsterjew Mar 9, 2010 share this

3.	woody allen	1 thumb up
	A Jewish nerd with an erection Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen. erection boner hardon woody halfski by hipsterjew Apr 7, 2010 share this

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