There’s not many men in this world I love more than Woody Allen. I realize this is a gross love. He’s old. And is married to his stepdaughter. But I still do. And so should you.
You carry that important looking binder, Woody. Rock it.
Before the Oscars Sunday evening, people were wondering if Woody Allen would show up to claim his (pretty much in the bag) Oscar.
I don’t know why they had any doubt.
Woody Allen is a magical, fantastic creature. He will never go to an awards show because he is the most neurotic man on earth. He already went once. Let’s not ask too much more of the man.
And for that, Woody, we salute you.