Do I have to spell this out for you? The easiest way to meet a Jewish Hipster is to wear one of our shirts. The easiest way to meet Hipsters is to wear one of our shirts. The easiest way to meet Jews is to wear one of our shirts. Even if you aren’t Jewish or a Hipster, and are just interested in some freaky-deaky subculture lovin’. This shit is hotttt hottt hawtttttt!
Just read some of these testimonies from a random HJ shirt wearer (definitely NOT Chicky)
“I was wearing an HJ Tee at this super undergound party at this warehouse where a record label is located. You never heard of them, but let’s just say they discovered a certain band that rhymes with Smeach Shmouse. A different band that you’ve never heard of played. If I had to describe them I’d say they were a mix between LCD Soundsystem and Metric. And then their foxy female singer totally started hitting on me because of my grey HJ v-neck graphic Tee. One thing led to another, and I found myself shirtless in her bed, discussing our favorite David Berman lyrics from the Silver Jews while ripping a J.
Best. Night. Ever.”
Seriously. People out there get drunk and waste their hard earned $$$ on worthless shit like a Hearts Greatest Hits cd. An HJ Tee will be a drunken gift to yourself or a loved one that you wont regret the next morning. I promise.