Who Wants a HJ?

If you would like to submit your own profile for Who Wants A HJ, please send an email to info [at] hipsterjew [dot] com. All applicants encouraged to email! If you find yourself in love with one of our Hipster Jews and want to get in contact with them, send an email to info [at] hipsterjew [dot] com.

In alphabetical order:

 

A-Train

ALask

Amberjean

Aryeh

Chicky

Davey

Dr. K

Dvid Silva

Dvid Silva

Goldy Goldenshtein

Groffy

Ironyonrye

J-Del

Lain-iac

Leviathan

Manischewitz Crunk

Manischewitz Crunk

Marc Z. G.

Marc Z. G.

Mikva McElroy

Nemo

Ranna

Ranna

Ripka

Ripka

Ruchel Puchel

Schlitz Lipz

Shayna Madela

Supernova Scotia

The Duckman

Yesha

Yesha

Comments

  1. […] Kind of a lame name, but the indie rockers in Berlington band The Fifth Business make some deece sounds. I heard about them while dicking around on HipsterJew.com, which is a hilarious website, especially the ‘personals’-type section called “Who Wants An HJ?“ […]

  2. E says:

    From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate, this website effing trash and a low-point in journalism.

    Even for a blog…

    1. Chicky says:

      You called us ‘effing trash’ AND ‘journalism’? All in the same sentence? Biggest compliment we could ever receive! +2 points for insulting every blog ever. Putting out own elitism and pretentiousness to shame.

      1. Loren Fay says:

        I’d say that was a compliment, indeed :D

  3. dvidsilva says:

    jo, seeing communities like this i wish i didn’t live in the thirld world :P

  4. they call me thomas, last name crown. says:

    “From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate, this website effing trash and a low-point in journalism.”

    From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate.. I think what you meant to say was.. “this website ‘IS” effing trash and a low-point in journalism.

    ALSO, this website is in fact trash.. but it “IS” hysterical… so I really like it.

  5. Przemek says:

    My foreskin is intact–am I still eligible for a HJ?