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06/04/2012
From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate, this website effing trash and a low-point in journalism.
Even for a blog…
Chicky
06/06/2012
You called us ‘effing trash’ AND ‘journalism’? All in the same sentence? Biggest compliment we could ever receive! +2 points for insulting every blog ever. Putting out own elitism and pretentiousness to shame.
Loren Fay
04/04/2013
I’d say that was a compliment, indeed :D
dvidsilva
12/13/2012
jo, seeing communities like this i wish i didn’t live in the thirld world :P
they call me thomas, last name crown.
02/21/2013
“From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate, this website effing trash and a low-point in journalism.”
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From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate.. I think what you meant to say was.. “this website ‘IS” effing trash and a low-point in journalism.
ALSO, this website is in fact trash.. but it “IS” hysterical… so I really like it.