Who Wants a HJ?

If you would like to submit your own profile for Who Wants A HJ, please send an email to info [at] hipsterjew [dot] com. All applicants encouraged to email! If you find yourself in love with one of our Hipster Jews and want to get in contact with them, send an email to info [at] hipsterjew [dot] com.

In alphabetical order:

 

A-Train

ALask

Amberjean

Aryeh

Chicky

Davey

Dr. K

Dvid Silva

Dvid Silva

Goldy Goldenshtein

Groffy

Ironyonrye

J-Del

Lain-iac

Leviathan

Manischewitz Crunk

Manischewitz Crunk

Mikva McElroy

Nemo

Ranna

Ranna

Ripka

Ripka

Ruchel Puchel

Schlitz Lipz

Shayna Madela

Supernova Scotia

The Duckman

Yesha

Yesha

Comments

  1. […] Kind of a lame name, but the indie rockers in Berlington band The Fifth Business make some deece sounds. I heard about them while dicking around on HipsterJew.com, which is a hilarious website, especially the ‘personals’-type section called “Who Wants An HJ?“ […]

  2. E says:

    From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate, this website effing trash and a low-point in journalism.

    Even for a blog…

    1. Chicky says:

      You called us ‘effing trash’ AND ‘journalism’? All in the same sentence? Biggest compliment we could ever receive! +2 points for insulting every blog ever. Putting out own elitism and pretentiousness to shame.

      1. Loren Fay says:

        I’d say that was a compliment, indeed :D

  3. dvidsilva says:

    jo, seeing communities like this i wish i didn’t live in the thirld world :P

  4. they call me thomas, last name crown. says:

    “From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate, this website effing trash and a low-point in journalism.”

    From the viewpoint of a jew and just generally someone who is literate.. I think what you meant to say was.. “this website ‘IS” effing trash and a low-point in journalism.

    ALSO, this website is in fact trash.. but it “IS” hysterical… so I really like it.

  5. Przemek says:

    My foreskin is intact–am I still eligible for a HJ?