Who wants a HJ? – Schlitz Lipz

Nickname: Schlitz Lipz
Age: 21 suckas!
Location: The glorious philthydelphia. <3
Occupation: student/wannabe filmmaker/vampire slayer

But your mother always dreamed you would become: A mime. That’s why she would always hit me til I stopped talking. Right? Right?
Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: I’m just going to say “erryday”.
I am a female looking for a hemale.

If you could be a typeface, which one would you pick?
Times Jew Roman. Get it?

How do you take your coffee?
With a little bit of cynicism and feminist rage.

Favorite vegan dish your mother makes:
I don’t think people know what vegan means in Waynesboro, Pennsylvania.  I do really like her beef stroganoff. But thats like vegan’s nemesis isn’t it?

Oh baby, tell me what you put on your bagel.
I’m a big fan of a cinnamon raisin with cream cheese and tomato. In other news, I just figured out what capers are.

Whats the first song on your make out mix?
Your hand in Mine by Explosions in the Sky. More like explosion in my pants.

When you make ‘bad decisions’, what is your drink of choice?
I don’t need a choice to make bad decisions.

What is the most obscure band you’ve ever seen?
Via Audio. They performed for free at my sister’s wedding because the lead singer is her brother- in-law.  Listening to them sing Simon Tov and Mazel Tov instead of their usual more awesome soothing laid-back stuff was pretty exciting.

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