Who wants a HJ – Ripka

Nickname: Ripka
Location: Cambridge, MA
Occupation: Artist, and profresh pastry hustler to the MIT bro crowd
But your mother always dreamt you would become: Lawyer… doctor… dentist… wait no, she wants me to marry one
Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: Accidentally high, not really
I am a lady looking for a jewbro

If you could be a typeface, which one would you pick?
Gill Sans

How do you take your coffee?
With a black eye

Favorite vegan dish your mother makes:
Russian beet salad… and the occasional meaty and greasy stuffed cabbage

Oh baby, tell me what you put on your bagel.
Avocado and peppah

Whats the first song on your make out mix?
Crystalized, The XX

When you make ‘bad decisions’, what is your drink of choice?
Ugh, vodka… ugh… never again…

What is the most obscure band you’ve ever seen?
Lightning Bolt? Is that even obscure if I’m from Providence?

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