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What a HTTPSTER T-Shirt

[Update: They now sell black on black Tees.]

This shirt is perfect for the color-blind Hipster who loves violently bright colors, and who doesn’t think they actually are a Hipster. You can be like, “Nah man, I’m not a Hipster just a geek. See? Look at my shirt. That’s not irony. It’s honesty.”

Then everyone can ‘pshaw’ you because that is bullshit and you’re only lying to yourself. But who cares when you’ve got such a sweet T?

Buy @ Kneadle

And ignore the fact that it’s made from American Apparel Ts. They’re just comfy. Hell, even we use them. Totally normal.

//Laughingsquid

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  1. Hyper text transfer protocol…

    … bitches.

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  • May 19, 2013 19:47

    @SeanPaulsen 19, 21, 23. We are old :(

  • May 19, 2013 02:17

    @TheRiceCakes hell yes! Love you

  • May 18, 2013 01:51

    @vboykis aw that place is so cute and filled with rich 20-somethings drinking $100 bottles of wine.

  • May 18, 2013 01:48

    @vboykis also where did you go? Cantina? Im spending next weekend at Cantina drowning in margaritas.

  • May 18, 2013 01:45

    @vboykis you didn't instagram your meal. Must be a social experiment

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