Tofurkey is the worst meat substitute ever. I know because as a vegetarian of 19 years, I’ve eaten every kind of vegetarian meat substitute known to man. Yes, I know that everyone has their preferences. But I think we can all agree that tofurkey, the stupid ball of condensed tofu, is a mockery of Thanksgiving.
This is why maybe the veggieducken will be a successful meat knock-off. Every vegetarian dreams of replicating all the best carnivore food – bacon, pulled pork, steak. So of course someone would make a veggieducken. I’m not going to make it though. I’m a bachelor. I don’t make food, I’m excepted to bring a 6er or 12er. So unless some sort of bachelor chef decides to make a really simple video tutorial…
Not only is the Veggieducken kosher, and the cook a big ‘ol Jew, it even includes a latka! So you can eat it for Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, or some awful ThanksHanukkah Holi-monster.
Roberta
11/21/2012
M-M-M-!! It does look better than a Tofurky. Sorry Joe, it’s Tofurky for you.