Hey guys! It’s almost time for the 2012 Presidential Elections. I’m not sure if I should vote or not. I mean Obama has been good, but I was hoping for Jesus Christ and he gave me one of the wisemen. But on the other hand we have Mitt Romney. I don’t know much about him other than the fact he has money. But that’s besides the point, because I can’t bring myself to vote Republican in national elections. I have nothing against this Romney fellow, so why not buy a shirt with his name on it to piss off my super liberal friends. It’ll be super ironic. Maybe I can get one that references the 80′s because that era was cool.
Thank God for Urban Outfitters
Does anyone REALLY care that Urban Outfitters is trying plant their hardcore right wing seed into American youth by using the perception of irony? What does it matter that the CEO is a huge Santorum supporter and shill for the far right conservatives? It’s not as if every penny you spend at Urban Outfitters ends up going to some sort of Birther movement. Just a few pennies on the dollar will go to keep movements like that alive.
It’s months like this where I wonder where Dov Charney is, and how did American Apparel become the least sleaziest hipster clothing company…
// Mustache Twirl to Salon.com
Mike Niemeyer
06/03/2012
I want the people responsible for this shot to death. Can you give me their contact information? Goddammit! This is what I fucking hate about this generation!! I’d like to string up the people who will buy these shirts. Oh, well. Free Market Blah Blah. *Sincere mindless aggression* Enjoyable post, though. Jolly good!