Israel is tired of the man keeping them down. By ‘The Man’ I mean the ultra-religious Jews. The ones who don’t let normies (which is what we call em) party on the Sabbath, the holy day of rest. Which is crazy, because everyone knows the best way to celebrate the day of rest is by doing Jagerbombs and grinding on biddies at the clubs.
But the ‘no fun police’, I mean the ultra-religious, refuse to allow most buses to run on the Sabbath. Since it is the day of rest and all Jews should follow their religion to the strictest note of the law. And if you have seen the Big Lebowski, you know that being Shomer Shabbos means you don’t drive on the Sabbath, don’t pick up the phone on the Sabbath, and you SURE AS SHIT DON’T FUCKING ROLL ON THE SABBATH!
I digress. The buses don’t run, but the clubs are still bumpin’. And since Tel Aviv is primarily a secular city, they love to party 24/7, Sunday-Saturday, 365 days a week. And since everyone knows only LOSERS have designated drivers, coupled with the fact Israelis drive like retards, has caused many drunk driving accidents.
A free HipsterJew Tee to the first person who can understand what the fuck this Rabbi is saying, although I’m pretty sure he’s using the abstinence is the best policy approach (although I’m pretty sure the term ‘rabbi’ means nothing because all haredi are rabbis).
City Councilman Rabbi Naftali Lubert explained to Ynet why the haredi factions are against public transportation on Shabbat.
“‘Pikuach nefesh’ (saving of human life) is not on the bus, but on education about the importance of human life. Many hours should be invested in knowing how to drive without drinking, and not in buses… The problem is that young drivers couldn’t care less about the law and drink and drive.”