Old yuppies hate beach balls. These people spent 80% of the time hunting down beach balls instead of paying attention to Yo La Tengo. 80% is also the amount of area that was used for lawn seats. So instead of sitting, these Nazi yuppies took down all balloons and shouted “Der Inflatable Fuhrer” after popping each one.

Old yuppies also suck as a crowd. They all think they are having fun, but they are not. The Walkmen came on stage and everyone walked away. If you go to XPN’s website and listen to their audio, you can hear a guy screaming and yelling at the crowd. He was annoying. And right. They suck. When Yo La Tengo came on and started rubbing mallets on their guitars, you could feel the yuppies cringe. It was so amazingly funny how much they hated it. But they forgot all about it once the Sun Ra came out.

Band members didn’t really mind walking around the yuppies. I ended up smoking a cigarette next to Dawes and just watched as the old ppl congratulated them on a ‘good show’. While packs of tween yuppie wannabees stood 10 feet away giggling and fanning themselves. I turned around and saw a crowd of alt-bros. One of my friends goes “Thats Alex from Ed Sharpe.” They were taking photos of this shirtless dood. felt kind of gay. But w/e. I decided to take a photo of him and me too.

If you need a chillax show where you can hang with your parents, then this is the show for you. There is fun and sun poisoning for the whole family.

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