Jewish Comedian on Conan says same thing about Xmas vs Hanukkah, but says it much more eloquently
Literally couldn’t have said it better myself. If only I was a real stand up comedian like this dude. Either way, can we, as the entire Jewish people, agree on just one thing?…
My Hanukkah Wishes come True: Deck the Hall & Oates Xmas music parody
Sometimes young children dream big for Hanukkah, and occasionally these dreams come true. I was weaned on Hall and Oates. They’re like the two gay Dads I never had, but always wanted. Being…
Why every Jew secretely wishes they celebrated Xmas
Hipster Tree: Jay-Z Star at the top + G.I. Joe action figure from childhood nostalgia Can we all take away our religious morality for a second? The guilt that acts as a defensive…
It’s a Hanukkah Miracle! Matisyahu has seen the light of reason!
When Matisyahu cut off his beard I was like ‘big whoop, wanna fight about it?’ I wasn’t convinced it meant anything, nor did I really care. But if the Daily Beast has taught…
These Hannukah Candy Canes Will Give Every Shiksa ‘Shiksappeal’
If I know something about contemporary pop culture (which I don’t), I know that all the kid’s love that song about licking lollipops and going to candy shop(pe)s. Which is why every shiksa…
Dogs that drink Vodka agree: Xmas is quality, Hannukah is cheap
People are angry, calling this billboard anti-Semitic. And I ‘get’ what they are saying. But they are totally missing the IRONY of this billboard. There are dogs! And they are wearing silly hats!…
Those mean old Jews who crucify my Lord
Nothing quite says Xmas than a song hating on Jews. I mean, that is THE holiday spirit right? It’s why Jews aren’t allowed to buy Christmas trees? Man. Times like these I wish…
Hi! The Zooey Dechanel Show wishes you a merry X-Mas!
Finally. Someone else in this desolate universe realized the Zooey is meant to be parodied. Sure, some readers claimed I only like her because she is hot to trot. That’s just an incomplete…
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
