Definition: When you pack a bowl with your last bit of nug, and it lasts much longer than you could expect.

Ex:

Jonah was stressing out about his final, and he needed just a few hits to keep him calm. He packed his one-hitter, and to his stoned delight, it lasted for 7 hits! Of course when he told his friends, no one believed him. But Jonah knew that this was one Hanukkah Bowl Miracle he’d always remember.

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Jewish-American Princess or JAP:

A stereotype of a subtype of Jewish-American female. The term implies materialistic and selfish tendencies, attributed to a pampered or wealthy background.

Normally shortened to “Jap” this girl dresses only in clothing that costs more than it’s worth (ex. Abercrombie, uggs, etc.) and is always getting what they want. The Jap is constantly shopping and buying this overpriced clothing, along with a ridiculous amount of Jewelery and expensive, needless crap. Essentially the Northeastern Jewish version of the Californian Valley Girl.

Jewish Man:  I just learned that my daughter’s a Jewish American Princess.
Other Jewish Man: I’m truly sorry to hear that.

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Example:

“Wow, look at that shiksa. Shmoozin time.”

or

“was just shmoozin with my bubby”

warning: may sound grosser than intended

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Joobs

(n) Boobs that belong to a Jewish woman., ex. tits, those things on sarah silverman’s chest. Could also be used as an insult.

Example:

“Look at the size of those Joobs!”

or

“Don’t be such a Joob.”

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(n) A male member of the tribe who is akin to your boring, plain, overly-Jewish father.

Example

Mom: Did you hear that Max is a doctor? Go over and introduce yourself.
Jessica: …
Mom: You know, you could use a Nice Jewish Boy once in a while.
Jessica: …
Mom: Those goyim boys will never treat you like the princess you are!
Jessica: Mom, stop it! You do this every Passover!

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Woody Allen

A Jewish nerd with an erection

Mendel looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.

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1.	Movie Jew
	Not a real Jew, just plays one in the movies. Sometimes directors need an actor whom the audience will immediately recognize as Jewish, but isn’t in real life, because, hey, who doesn’t like to discriminate where it counts? Ben Kingsley is the biggest Movie Jew I’ve ever seen. John Turturro is a close second.

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