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Word of the Week: Woody Allen

By Chicky | Published: 04/07/2010
Share For some reason (i.e. the Jews), Urban Dictionary refused our word of the week. Well we say screw ‘em, we don’t need their fancy website or their fancy pants. Woody Allen A Jewish nerd with an erection Mendel looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at [...]
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Word of the Week

By Chicky | Published: 04/02/2010
Share This word has been brought to you by Alex our Resident Goy, and Hebrew letter Aleph. Enjoy! 1. Movie Jew Not a real Jew, just plays one in the movies. Sometimes directors need an actor whom the audience will immediately recognize as Jewish, but isn’t in real life, because, hey, who doesn’t like to [...]
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Word of the Week: JILF

By The Duckman | Published: 03/24/2010
Share 4. JILF A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith. AePi Bro #1: Who’s the smokin’ JILF? AePi Bro #2: That’s my sister. Bro #1: I’d like to show her my ‘Woody Allen’ Bro #2: Dude….she’s 14. Not cool. jilf jew i’d like to fuck jewish milf sarah silverman by hipsterjew [...]
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Word of the Week: Jewish Mother Syndrome

By The Duckman | Published: 03/17/2010
Share 1. Jewish Mother Syndrome Known short as JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother. Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome. Chaim: What would make you say that? Avi: Well when I don’t eat her cooking she guilts [...]
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Phrase of the Week: Pasta Girl

By Charles | Published: 03/03/2010
Share Pasta girl 22 thumbs up A girl who is so wonderful and beautiful that all you want to do is make her dinner, preferably pasta with spices. Sexual acts MAY ensue, but the primary goal is to take care of her and make her delicious, delicious pasta. beautiful angel beautifuldinner dreamgirl whitewhale by tedjasperc [...]
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