Word of the Week: Hanukkah Bowl
Noun: Hanukkah Bowl Definition: When you pack a bowl with your last bit of nug, and it lasts much longer than you could expect. Ex: Jonah was stressing out about his final, and…
Word of the Week: JAP; Jewish American Princess
Jewish-American Princess or JAP: A stereotype of a subtype of Jewish-American female. The term implies materialistic and selfish tendencies, attributed to a pampered or wealthy background. Normally shortened to “Jap” this girl dresses…
Word of the Week: Shmooze
Shmooze Verb: Talk intimately and cozily; gossip. Noun: A long and intimate conversation. Example: “Wow, look at that shiksa. Shmoozin time.” or “was just shmoozin with my bubby” warning: may sound grosser than intended
Word of the Week: Joobs
Joobs (n) Boobs that belong to a Jewish woman., ex. tits, those things on sarah silverman’s chest. Could also be used as an insult. Example: “Look at the size of those Joobs!” or “Don’t be such…
Word of the Week: NJB
Nice Jewish Boy (NJB) (n) A male member of the tribe who is akin to your boring, plain, overly-Jewish father. Example Mom: Did you hear that Max is a doctor? Go over and…
WW – Hebro
Finally! We have gotten off of our lazy Nintendo-playing asses and written some more Words of the Week! If you have any suggestions or hip/Jew slang you use in everyday life that you…
Word of the Week: Woody Allen
For some reason (i.e. the Jews), Urban Dictionary refused our word of the week. Well we say screw ‘em, we don’t need their fancy website or their fancy pants. Woody Allen A Jewish…
Word of the Week: Movie Jew
This word has been brought to you by Alex our Resident Goy, and Hebrew letter Aleph. Enjoy! 1. Movie Jew Not a real Jew, just plays one in the movies. Sometimes directors need…
Word of the Week: JILF
4. JILF A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith. AePi Bro #1: Who’s the smokin’ JILF? AePi Bro #2: That’s my sister. Bro #1: I’d like to show her…
Word of the Week: Jewish Mother Syndrome
1. Jewish Mother Syndrome Known short as JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother. Avi: I think my girlfriend…
05/25/2012
lord of the rings for life — YOLO motherfuckers
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
