Woody Allen gets chummy with Lindsay Lohan
The NYpost and their ever-present topnotch writing skills happened upon Woody Allen and Lindsay Lohan doing only the most professional, least-sexual things possible. Woody Allen gentlemanly holds the door for Lindsay Lohan…
Louis CK throws an homage to Woody Allen in his season 3 trailer
Louis CK, showing his respect for Woody Allen by hiring his film editor in the 80s and 90s. Particularly Manhattan. In case you’ve seen too many Woody Allen movies and can’t remember which…
Woody Takes the City!
Recently our most goyish author wrote a post praising Woody Allen’s decision to make yet another film forsaking his home New York and set in another country. Don’t get me wrong. It was…
Woody Allen Finally Makes A Movie About Neurotic Americans in a European Country
If there’s one geographical place that we associate with Woody Allen, it’s New York City. This is a guy who can’t be asked to pick up his own Oscar statue because he’s too…
I will date you if you own this Woody Allen tank top
Some people think that Woody Allen has been fetishized beyond reasonable fetishizing. I think those people are jealous. Or jaded. Or cheap. Woody Allen has potential to be our next Ron L. Hubbard….
Woody is (Yet Again) too Awesome for the Oscars
There’s not many men in this world I love more than Woody Allen. I realize this is a gross love. He’s old. And is married to his stepdaughter. But I still do. And…
Ricky Gervais forgets to make LOLs about Jews – are we losing Hollywood?
If you haven’t seen Ricky Gervais’ 2012 Golden Globe opening monologues, watch below. All I can wonder if this is a good or bad sign for Hollywood Jews. Nearly 7 minutes and 30…
Catch a Woody Allen documentary this weekend; maybe even learn why Jews love Asian women!
Woody Allen documentary alert via PBS! Bring your neuroticism, Humphrey Bogart references, and love of AZN WMN. Woody Allen: A Documentary: the extensive input from the subject, the unprecedented access he gave its…
Woody Allen is Dead (figuratively), Long Live Jonathan Ames
I’m pretty sure Woody Allen is dead. If he is still alive on the inside, within layers upon layers of neurosis, he must be pissed. Because the Guardian is calling an end to…
Woody Allen and his glasses
I feel like, at this point in my life, I am somewhere between “Take the Money and Run” and “Manhattan.” Although, last night I was watching “A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy” and thought…
05/25/2012
lord of the rings for life — YOLO motherfuckers
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
