Stammer On! An Introduction for the Novice Woody Allen Fan
Woody Allen, ultimate Jew Yorker, has made a lot of movies. His upcoming film Blue Jasmine marks his 45th as a director (and that’s not including shorts or made-for-TV movies) and Fading Gigolo,…
Because Who Doesn’t Love A Little Summer Neurosis?
Relax. The new Woody Allen movie Blue Jasmine has finally announced a release date. With a cast including Alec Baldwin, Cate Blanchett, Bobby Cannavale, Louie C.K., Sally Hawkins, Peter Sarsgaard and Michael Stuhlbard…
Woody Allen nail art is the only nail art
Please stop painting your nails. Anything you ever do will just be an embarrassment compared to what the wonderful people at Vol.1 Brooklyn found. Paint them red, Paint them green. You’re still just…
The Simpsons take on Woody Allen
As we come up to Valentines Day, Fox’s Animation Domination has us covered for the awkward love moments we love. The Simpsons decided to spoof two things we all probably love a little…
Larry David Tattoos DO Exist
There is a saying on the internet: If you’ve thought of it, it probably exists. As a porno. And while I haven’t seen the Curb Your Enthusiasm porn parody (yet?), tattoos of Larry…
Uncle Woody Doll? Sign Me Up
I don’t think I should ever have children because no one deserves to have this much neuroses thrust upon them at a young age. ‘Twould be a cruel and unusual punishment that would…
Woody Allen get the Funny or Die treatment
New Woody Allen Trailer from Tess Kartel Making fun of Woody Allen is easy. Sometimes too easy. Although Funny or Die did a good job with this video, it’s missing one important element….
Post-Father’s Day Blues with the Farrows
Despite Uncle Woody’s past transgressions, we at the ol’ HJ still love him lots. How can we not? He’s the best damn Jew there is. However, not everyone agrees with us: namely, Woody’s…
Woody Allen Will Never Read this Blog Ever
Yep. That’s right. Uncle Woody doesn’t really use the internet. He doesn’t have an email address. He doesn’t even use the webs to look up adopted Asian daughter porn. I can make jokes…
Woody Allen gets chummy with Lindsay Lohan
The NYpost and their ever-present topnotch writing skills happened upon Woody Allen and Lindsay Lohan doing only the most professional, least-sexual things possible. Woody Allen gentlemanly holds the door for Lindsay Lohan…
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05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
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05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.