New York + Judaism should ban oral suction
We are a country that prizes minority/religious freedoms. It’s what makes America the greatest country in the world. We let religious groups cut themselves off entirely from society, bash homosexuals, and treat women…
Atheists use God’s name in vain, anger Yaweh
This billboard has been angering the Jews of Williamsburg recently. Some have claimed it’s an affront to those crazy cult-Jew’s religious freedoms. You know, the ones the larger Jewish community tolerates because we…
tumblr of the weekr: Halloween or Williamsburg?
It seems like 70% of tumblrs are for Cats, 20% of tumblrs are for memes, and the final 10% of tumblrs are to make fun of Hipsters, ‘specially the Williamsburg variety. Well I…
Eugene Mirman is funny, so give him money
Every time I think that I’m an unnatractive Jewish male trying to do stand up comedy, I remember Eugene Mirman. And if Eugene Mirman can do comedy…if Eugene Mirman can get laid…maybe I…
Is this ‘Williamsburg Street Fashion’ video funny?
I’ve been trying all day to decide if this video is funny. First off, they barely talk about fashion. I don’t know why they would call themselves street fashion if they aren’t more…
When in doubt blame the hipster
Although, I might be a few days late on this image, I wrote the back story a few months ago. We warned you once. We warned you twice. And now you are giving…
Brian Williams has some beef with Hipsters
Not too long ago Brian Williams went on a self-hating rant about hipsters. And he shat on NYtimes in the process, in obviously hipster-hating fashion. It’s one of our favorite bashing pastimes too,…
Brooklyn pissed off at census numbers
vos iz neias – “It’s a mistake,” said Borough President Markowitz, pronouncing himself “flabbergasted” by the allegation that the borough grew by only 1.6 percent to 2,504,700. “It is inconceivable that Brooklyn —…
Camel tries to suade Hipster smokers
It’s a well known fact that Hipsters are the only demographic that continues to smoke cigarettes. Everyone else knows its bad for you, and they buy into all those ‘anti-smoking below 18′ commercials….





