Most famous musician in Burlington, VT died this weekend
If you haven’t heard the news, former Weezer bassist Mikey Welsh was found dead in a hotel room in Chicago. Most likely an overdose. This is sad because Mikey was the most well-known…
Weezer is the new Kiss
I’ve tried hard to ignore Weezer outside of my daily life. As far as I try to convince myself, the entire band died in a terrible plane crash just hours after finishing the…
Short Reviews of Weezer’s Entire Discography For Hipsters
The Blue Album: Good album, 2nd only to Pinkerton. Pinkerton: Classic album. The best Weezer album, c’mon its Pinkerton! Green: What took so long? And why isn’t this Pinkerton? Maladriot: Underrated al bum,…
Frat is one dyslexic away from Fart: JAP Edition
Over the past so many years, the JAP face has not changed. They are still the obsessive, JILFS, annoying, rich mofos that will slice your head off if you insult the Spice Girls….
You are tearing me apart, Weezer!
Listen to this song by Weezer. It’s them selling out to State Farm. When The Coach sent me this video, he told me to shit on it. And I was going to. I…
Interpol – Interpol vs. The Walkmen – Lisbon vs. Weezer – Hurley
Weezer release: 9/14 Interpol release: 9/14 9/7 The Walkmen release: 9/14 I have a history with each one of these bands. Weezer – Blue Album got me through high school classes (for all…
Fuck you Weezer. Fuck you.
When I heard that Weezer was going to play Pinkerton and Blue Album in a new cross-country tour, I was excited. I mean, Weezer was my childhood. Pinkerton and Blue Album made me…
Remember Weezer?
Do you remember your high school years listening to this band called ‘Weezer’? Remember how awesome they were until they started putting albums out after the green one? If you don’t remember, I…




