Wanna lose weight the Jonah Hill way? Play Modern Warfare 3.
This seems…confusing. Jews don’t go to war. We’re the ones behind the scenes funding it, profiting from it. But Jews do love simulated war. There are so many Jewish bros out there who…
Now That Video Games Are Art…Let the Hating Begin!
On Tuesday, the Supreme Court of the United States (or SCOTUS, as you can call it if you want to sound “in the know” and make people think you have some awful STD)…
The origin story of Oregon Trail
There is no doubt in anyone’s mind that Oregon Trail is the most popular, shittiest game to have survived for 3 decades. As far as I’m concerned, the oldest game in the entire…
It took 18 years but I finally crossed the Oregon Trail!!!!
Fuck yeah! I feel like using every swearword that my mom accidentally taught me I’m so excited. Do you know how many computer classes I wasted over the 10 years of Jewish Day…
Rhode Island Bro
I’m back in Rhode Island for a few days, and already I’m hit with something so heinous. Why do I come back here? For the home cooked meals? To see old high school…
