Meme-No-More
Dear universities in this great country, I’m done. I’m done with your memes. Done. STOP IT. I know you all think it’s really funny. All your stupid little jokes that only students at…
Hurry down the chimney, Kim Jong-Il.
‘Tis the season. A few people had those retarded mentally challenged reindeer-antler-headband things on at school today, our last day of classes before I kill myself exams. We sang Christmasy “Hymns” (pronounced “hims,”…
tumblr of the weekr: Halloween or Williamsburg?
It seems like 70% of tumblrs are for Cats, 20% of tumblrs are for memes, and the final 10% of tumblrs are to make fun of Hipsters, ‘specially the Williamsburg variety. Well I…
How hard is it to get a book deal via tumblr these days?
Getting book deals through tumblr is the new fad making its way through the internet. But not just the regular internet. Specifically the “I’m a Hipster making fun of Hipsters but I’m not…
I want my Tumblr back!
Hello. Unfortunately, we cannot release taken, dormant, or suspended URLs / web addresses at this time. And, we cannot put you in touch with a URL owner. My apologies. Has anyone ever been…
Compostion 21
I have always thought the great works of the past were missing only one thing. This “thing” would be defined as douchebaggery and pretentiousity. Yes. Both of those words are made up. Regardless…
OMG hipster babies are super gr8!
Another Hipster started a tumblr before I could steal their idea. This latest one revolves around hipster babies. And oh boy, lemme tell ya these children are adorable AND fashionable. I’m an expert…
05/25/2012
lord of the rings for life — YOLO motherfuckers
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
