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I will date you if you own this Woody Allen tank top

Some people think that Woody Allen has been fetishized beyond reasonable fetishizing. I think those people are jealous. Or jaded. Or cheap. Woody Allen has potential to be our next Ron L. Hubbard….

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Why haven’t you gotten drunk and bought a HJ T-Shirt yet?

Do I have to spell this out for you? The easiest way to meet a Jewish Hipster is to wear one of our shirts. The easiest way to meet Hipsters is to wear…

Hipster Jew Shirts are for sale

Bro, did you think we were kidding when we said we were selling shirts? Did you really believe I had my parents take this photo for your amusement? Maybe I am way too…

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Am I sexist for not selling girls shirts?

Girls keep telling me they want a shirt. Then they tell me their boobs wont fit in the hipster jew shirt. I am not an expert in getting shirts on girl. Im an…

SHIRTS SHIRTS SHIRTS

Say, that HipsterJew thinks he’s better than America! Is he right? Well, for only (give or take) $17 (after shipping) you can sock it to him in style! And for the man who…

How much would you pay for me?

That’s right, I am posting on a Sunday. Against our rules but w/e. Just wondering if I started silk screening shirts, how much would you pay for one of these bad boys. Hand…

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Is Urban Outfitters now too hip for us? [updated]

Someone buy that girl a sandwich I think Urban Outfitters has entered the contest for most chauvinistic clothing line. You’d figure Dov Charney and American Apparel would have that cat in the bag….

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  • about 6 hours ago

    Lookin hot RT @MajorHorror: Thanks @HipsterJew : http://t.co/f7PX2ZIR

  • about 13 hours ago

    @RadioVoyr Well I mean, I just handed her a shit ton of hipster jew stickers and she went on her way

  • about 13 hours ago

    @RadioVoyr you're probably jealous I saw her yesterday

  • about 13 hours ago

    Guys, Abortion is Wrong. OK? http://t.co/WJZ5IjyH

  • about 15 hours ago

    God damn you half Japanese girls. Do it to Mark Zuckerberg every time

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