I will date you if you own this Woody Allen tank top
Some people think that Woody Allen has been fetishized beyond reasonable fetishizing. I think those people are jealous. Or jaded. Or cheap. Woody Allen has potential to be our next Ron L. Hubbard….
Why haven’t you gotten drunk and bought a HJ T-Shirt yet?
Do I have to spell this out for you? The easiest way to meet a Jewish Hipster is to wear one of our shirts. The easiest way to meet Hipsters is to wear…
Shirt Ideas
From comments you guys sent me, I designed three ideas. I know you guys don’t like white shirts so give me color pallet ideas in the comment section. We also understand that if…
Hipster Jew Shirts are for sale
Bro, did you think we were kidding when we said we were selling shirts? Did you really believe I had my parents take this photo for your amusement? Maybe I am way too…
Am I sexist for not selling girls shirts?
Girls keep telling me they want a shirt. Then they tell me their boobs wont fit in the hipster jew shirt. I am not an expert in getting shirts on girl. Im an…
SHIRTS SHIRTS SHIRTS
Say, that HipsterJew thinks he’s better than America! Is he right? Well, for only (give or take) $17 (after shipping) you can sock it to him in style! And for the man who…
How much would you pay for me?
That’s right, I am posting on a Sunday. Against our rules but w/e. Just wondering if I started silk screening shirts, how much would you pay for one of these bad boys. Hand…
Is Urban Outfitters now too hip for us? [updated]
Someone buy that girl a sandwich I think Urban Outfitters has entered the contest for most chauvinistic clothing line. You’d figure Dov Charney and American Apparel would have that cat in the bag….
05/25/2012
lord of the rings for life — YOLO motherfuckers
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
