However, I’m gonna have to give you a D in execution. Only one character is wearing a cardigan? There’s no skinny jeans, no flannel, no overly colorful tattoo sleeves/tattoos of stars and birds, boxy black lenses or empty frames are nowhere to be found. I was looking forward to seeing Princess Leia as the arty barista rocking some jeggings and kneehigh hooker boots with a scarf and deep v pastel tshirt. Maybe a pair of Porta Pros blasting the new Silversun Pickups EP? She’d have hipster bangs as well as the space danish hairdo, don’t ask me how, it’s my fantasy damnit. And this has failed to deliver.

I mean, Jango’s rocking the hipster look perfectly, everyone else just looks like a fashionista. Dressed far too well to be a real hipster.

Also, they painted Jar Jar and not Han or Luke. Really?

IT’S A MENORAH!

I know you have already seen this photo. But if I don’t post it, I look like an asshole.

h/t @daveysaurusrex

Everyone loves Dunkin’. I’m not just saying that because I’m from New England (okay yes I am).

I <3 Star Wars themed parodies.

(via Laughing Squid)

Is this even a real holiday?

If you were looking for the next nerdy viral video, here it is. In a world gone mad, George Lucas is abducted at the height of his career. Indiana Jones is huge, Star Wars is even bigger. But an imposter takes his place and rapes the golden empire of George Lucas circa 1991.

I know George Lucas is an easy target, but he deserves it. If you hated Indiana Jones 4 or Star Wars 1-3, you will lol until it hurts, and then you will cry a little. Because it’s true. It’s all true.

If only the smug prick had been frozen in carbonite.

Star Wars Uncut – Scene 173 from BEN JACQUES on Vimeo.

StarWars Uncut Scene 72 from Ryan Ortgiesen on Vimeo.

Are you jealous? Are you? Because you should be.

Imagine a 14 year old Chicky, a fresh faced freshman on his way to public school. He has only 2 friends in the whole world, most likely because he smells bad and doesn’t know how to make real conversation. But then one day he meets IronyonRye. And they both discover they are huge nerds who will never know the touch of a woman.

So how would someone as Jewish as Chicky show gratitude for a blossoming young friendship such as this? Handmade yarmulkas, of course. Handmade motherfuckin’ STAR WARS yarmulkas!

And his friendship continues till this very day! A gay Disney movie if I ever heard one.

And now for something completely different:

Didnt think we would stoop as low as posting fart jokes? Think again. This is absolute gold.

h//t

I wonder how much better this video would have been if it wasn’t for all those people taking video with their cell phones and cameras.

Take one picture, send it to friends, and make them think you are cool. Then, scour the internet for the video and brag about how ‘you were there first’. And for good measure, mention how much better the old Modest Mouse was compared to the new, commercially sounding albums.

I just hope that the two children at the end had their minds blown. They will never truly understand the difference between television and reality ever again. No drug can do what those 5 actors did to their young, developing brains.