New Band Name: C-3PO with a Boner
This needs to be a new indie band. Full of irony, pop culture references. And STAR WARS. FUCKING STAR WARS. Urban myth says that the boner card may be real. I don’t care…
Perform a Darth Seder for May the 4th (be with you)
Passover? Probably would be better if it involved Star Wars. And on College Humor it does. Complete with all the Star Wars-related puns you could fit into a 4 minute video. Bonus: People…
Darth Vader is probably Jewish (not black)
Conspiracy theories abound! Darth Vader is NOT the epitome of African Americans (as they would have you believe in Chasing Amy). Nah. Darth Vader is a bonified, glorified Mensch. If you believe the…
Star Wars Characters as Hipsters
A painter reimagines Star Wars characters as hispters. For the most part, he overestimates how well hipsters dress…
Han Solo has a message for you
IT’S A MENORAH! I know you have already seen this photo. But if I don’t post it, I look like an asshole. h/t @daveysaurusrex
Your nerdy Friday meme
Star Wars is the theme today. Every good nerd and every 8 year old boy can spout obscure facts about the Star Wars universe. Because Star Wars fucking rules. So, for your viewing…
George Lucas Strikes Back (trailer)
If you were looking for the next nerdy viral video, here it is. In a world gone mad, George Lucas is abducted at the height of his career. Indiana Jones is huge,…
Star Wars Uncut
I’m so late on this. I heard about it on NPR recently, and don’t care about Emmy’s or Golden Globes, or whatever the hell award movies wins. So obviously no one would tell…
I once made IronyonRye a Star Wars Yarmulka
Are you jealous? Are you? Because you should be. Imagine a 14 year old Chicky, a fresh faced freshman on his way to public school. He has only 2 friends in the whole…





