Seeking to perform metzitzah b’peh (Craigslist)
Hey! So last week I told Chicky I’m taking two weeks off from Hipster Jew and forgot to do my weekly duties of looking up sexy / hilarious things on Craigslist. I apologize….
Needed: Nice Jewish Boys for R-rated JDate Calendar
Dear HJ’s, I’m sorry I have been lax in writing recently; having just finished an undergrad degree in English literature, I have been very busy launching my degree-driven career…. in the food-service industry….
Jews looking for sex on Craigslist
This week on Craigslist sex huge kosher cock – m4w m4t m4mt – m4mw – 26 (williamsburg, brooklyn) Any frum kid need a great blow job? – m4m – 44 (Boro Park, Midwood)…
Introducing: Frum Craigslist Sex
I have decided it is time to inform every one of you about the dirty little things some religious Jews do on Craigslist. There is nothing ground breaking here. There is nothing you…
Mazel Tov, Bill Gates
Bill Gates is doing a. good. thing. Perhaps congratulations is too early for he has not achieved his task, but even the undertaking is deserving of some sort of accolade. The Bill and…
Radical Rabbi Writes Sexy Book About Sex
Author/Rabbi David Ribner is an honest-to-goodness mensch. He has singlehandedly introduced sex into the Ultra-Orthodox community world-wide. As official Hipster Jew Sex Article Panderer, I will tell you all about it. Because of…
Hot Dogs! Get Your Hot Dogs…Oh…
Ew. Ew. Ew. EWWWWW! A while back, I mentioned a growing fear that sex was trying to corrupt our American values and become a more commonplace discussion topic. There was a lot of…
Haredi Jews Make Glasses to Blur Women
Are you a Haredi man? Do you have such horrible and complicated mental issues that you can’t look at the flesh of a woman? Are you sexually frustrated to the point that the…
Orthodox Israeli Teen Girls Love (Frum?) Porn
I tried to find a picture of religious Jewish girls…but the Haredim have evidently banned them all from the internet. Orthodox teen girls love the smut. Well…in Israel they do. They can’t get…
Jezebel Discusses Vibrators, Schlitz Blushes Profusely
Repressed ladies, HEAR MY PLEA! Some promiscuous man (one who probably gets colonics and lives in Noo York City) is trying to make vibrators and sexual discussion commonplace. We. Can’t. Let. This. Happen….
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.