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U.S. Presidents and their attempts to be Jewish

Great men from all over the world try to be us; hip, cool, and Jewish. Most of them fail at it miserably. So here we have a collection of U.S. Presidents doing Jewish…

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Combat the 4 ‘real’ questions at your Seder

So people know when it comes to aesthetically presenting ancient barely-edible foods, you don’t fuck around. These are the 4 questions that aren’t written into the Seder. The ones that you dread, that…

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Passover Poll (Malcolm in the Middle edition)

During the Passover Seder, we discuss the questions asked by four sons. I, of course, am always given the roll of ‘the wicked son’. Well now is your chance to pick which son…

How Do You Think Bender Celebrates Passover?

Passover is a day of celebration where the Jews were freed from Egypt. The only robot I can think of that comes close to being Jewish is Bender “Bending” Rodriguez of Futurama. My…

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The Seder Plate for the un-interested single man

Barack Obama is a Jew who celebrates Passover

I have heard people say that ‘The Might O’, AKA  Barack Obama, doesn’t like Israel. They say he dislikes the Promised Land so much that he is an anti-Semite. Granted, these people are…

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