Coffee Syrup is the Best Drink Ever
I can be as dismissive as the next Hipster asshole. I like individual persons, but I hate people in general. But I will hate you if you don’t like coffee syrup. Being from…
This video of these Hipsters is the reason why Providence, RI doesn’t suck
This video involves a member of What Cheer?, Brigade, a 19-piece brass band from Providence, Rhode-I-Land. This band is full of hipsters/the alt crowd (Providence fucking loves the alt crowd). And like any…
Rhode Island loves Deer Tick a little too much
Seriously, get a room. You’re embarrassing yourself in pubic.
I think I got my Rhode Island accent back already
I’ve only been in Rhode Island for 36 hours and I think I got my Rhodyland accent baak. fahkin unbeleebable. I swe-ah. I think am goin’a go down to Cahhdies and get mahself…
Rhode Island Bro
I’m back in Rhode Island for a few days, and already I’m hit with something so heinous. Why do I come back here? For the home cooked meals? To see old high school…
Leaving my impression on Rhode Island
I knew I had to do some good for the Hipster Community while living in Rhode Island. As one of the few bike riders in the state, I did get new bike lanes…
nothing ever changes in RI
Glad I left that one-horse state, Rhode Island. Rhode Island has the third highest unemployment rate, behind Las Vegas and Detroit. They refuse to elect the honorable Buddy Cianci as king of New…
Roz and the Rice Cakes
It took us a while but we finally found another band in Rhode Island to judge indiscriminately. They are called Roz Raskin and the Rice Cakes. We @ hipster jew don’t actually get…
Moga: the great
When I was given Moga’s new LP “Jamboree” to review, I was way too excited, which can be a problem. It’s very hard to criticize, or even talk greatly at length about a…
Bill Clinton: Our First Hipster Jew President
Yesterday I took the day off to meet the man of my dreams, Bill Clinton. Frank Caprio is running for Governor in little Rhode Island. Probably the only person running. So to fire…
05/25/2012
lord of the rings for life — YOLO motherfuckers
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
