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Pat Robertson and the flooding of Rhode Island – a Hipster Jew perspective
Share Pat Robertson, when not looking at kiddie porn or reading hipsterjew, enjoys finding new ways to blame natural disasters on the victims’ lack of faith in Jesus. Most recently, he has claimed that Haiti’s earthquake occurred because Jesus was mad at Haitians’ ancestors for signing a pact with the Devil, and that hurricane Katrina [...]
Snow-In
Share Its a Rhode-I-Land custom to buy bread, milk, and eggs right before a huge storm. I only know how to find carrots, wine, and hummus. If anyone wants to shovel a tunnel from my house to the Art Museum in the morning, that would be great. I need to sled down those steps and [...]
New Jersey: 1 Rhode Island: Infinity
Share I dislike New Jersey. I hate that my niece and nephew live there. Only people from New Jersey don’t hate New Jersey. Everyone else knows that it’s a cultural craphole. It therefore should come as a small surprise that the show Jersey Shore on MTV has taken a hold of me, like millions of [...]
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Day 4 – A Family of Jerks
Share So my brother said I should talk about me being a jerk. But I quickly realized that it was a boring and redundant subject. To be fair, today was fairly uneventful. Took a detour to Savanah, went to another beach. No good pictures today. Anyhow, a friend today asked me how I could survive [...]
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