Little Girls are Immodest and Deserve to be Punished
Purim is over, but it’s hard for me to come up with subject material to write about that isn’t cats because that’s actually all I care about. So instead, let’s milk that silly…
Purim Gone Wrong
Purim is over. But of course there has to be some sort of controversy surrounding the holiday. Three incidents happened over the Purim weekend and we have to wonder if this holiday is…
Last minute Purim Costumes: Dead Celebrities of 2012
It’s like 8 minutes until Purim and you don’t have a costume. You don’t want to dress as a slutty clown, and your Amy Winehouse costume you used for the past 5 years…
Jew on This Purim
Our good friends, Jon and Aviva, at Jew on This are back with a new video explaining the story of Purim. Or in this case, what we all would rather being doing instead…
If Vashti stripped for the king, why can’t I go to the strip club on Purim?
What are we doing on Purim? This holiday is supposed to be OUR Mardi Gras, man! There’s supposed to be boobs – and a shit ton of them! Instead we’re wasting away getting…
Is it Kosher to Role Play your Purim Costume?
Why am I the one who always has to ask the important religious questions? Here’s what I know about Purim/Judaism. 1) It’s a mitzvah to have sex with your significant other on the…
Purim: The Hipster Boozer Hebrew Halloween
Purim is coming up this Sunday the 24th. And Purim kicks ass. Here is why, in the form of a countdown. Because hipsters love countdowns. 10. Groggers: Who doesn’t love cursing the name…
Your guide to drinking on Purim
Some people say it’s a mitzvah to get drunk on Purim to the point you can’t tell good from bad. Others find drinking on Purim to be a terrible idea. I say, let…
Purim in Israel through the eyes of Instagram
I don’t like Purim. I haven’t liked Purim since the first grade when my teacher took away my handcuffs and never gave them back. But recently I’ve learned something. While Purim in America…
Put down the pipe, Jews: It’s Purim.
While shamelessly searching for a gluten-free hamentaschen recipe meant for Marijuana enhancement, I happened upon a bit of an argument online regarding the common practice of weed-smoking on this most ridiculous of Jewish…
05/23/2013 Fuzzbuster — People don't really hate the Jews. They generally hate something about themselves and like to pretend that they hate...
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...