"Portland" tag
Fixie-Pink

Let me shatter your illusions of Hipsters and Fixies with math right quick.

Fact: Hipsters love bikes. Fact: most of the bikes hipsters love are fixed-gear, or “fixies.” Fact: Even though most of us don’t understand them, hipsters love statistics. Especially HJs. How are we going…

Ace Hotel: the wealthy Hipster Hotel

If you had a Hipster/Alt hotel, and you had to place your only  in 4 different cities in the US, where would you place them? One goes in Manhattan. Regular Hipsters would shun…

OMG JOEY HARRINGTON WAS HIT WHILE RIDING HIS BIKE IN PORTLAND!

I really dont have anything to add to the title. Maybe who the fuck is Joey Harrington? And what is a Miami Dolphin? I wonder if this will open the door to mainstreamers…

Hipster Haters are going to hate

Everyday people hate on hipsters. Sometimes they have good reason to hate. Hipsters can be pretentious, rude, douche-shnozzes, etc. We get that. But we also have heard all the stereotypes, all the jokes…

HJs @ SXSW 2011 – Weinland

Weinland is an Americana / freak folk band hailing from Portland, Oregon. Yeah, that’s right. Portland is officially the Jewish hipster capital of the West Coast. Now I better see some good west…

Second City is Best City

Where is the best place to live if you’re a hipster? Not Williamsburg, Portland, or San Fran, they’re soooo overdone.

It took 18 years but I finally crossed the Oregon Trail!!!!

Fuck yeah! I feel like using every swearword that my mom accidentally taught me I’m so excited. Do you know how many computer classes I wasted over the 10 years of Jewish Day…

Portland Kart

I am as good at biking as I am at playing Mario Kart. And anyone who has played against me in Mario Kart has stopped being my friend for I have beaten them…

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