Yacht/Jeffrey Jerusalem – HJs @ SXSW 2012
Jeffrey (Brodksy) Jerusalem works a double shift at SXSW this year. He’s the drummer for the YACHT, a dance indie band from Portland, OR that loves synth. If you haven’t heard YACHT I…
Let me shatter your illusions of Hipsters and Fixies with math right quick.
Fact: Hipsters love bikes. Fact: most of the bikes hipsters love are fixed-gear, or “fixies.” Fact: Even though most of us don’t understand them, hipsters love statistics. Especially HJs. How are we going…
Ace Hotel: the wealthy Hipster Hotel
If you had a Hipster/Alt hotel, and you had to place your only in 4 different cities in the US, where would you place them? One goes in Manhattan. Regular Hipsters would shun…
OMG JOEY HARRINGTON WAS HIT WHILE RIDING HIS BIKE IN PORTLAND!
I really dont have anything to add to the title. Maybe who the fuck is Joey Harrington? And what is a Miami Dolphin? I wonder if this will open the door to mainstreamers…
Hipster Haters are going to hate
Everyday people hate on hipsters. Sometimes they have good reason to hate. Hipsters can be pretentious, rude, douche-shnozzes, etc. We get that. But we also have heard all the stereotypes, all the jokes…
HJs @ SXSW 2011 – Weinland
Weinland is an Americana / freak folk band hailing from Portland, Oregon. Yeah, that’s right. Portland is officially the Jewish hipster capital of the West Coast. Now I better see some good west…
Second City is Best City
Where is the best place to live if you’re a hipster? Not Williamsburg, Portland, or San Fran, they’re soooo overdone.
It took 18 years but I finally crossed the Oregon Trail!!!!
Fuck yeah! I feel like using every swearword that my mom accidentally taught me I’m so excited. Do you know how many computer classes I wasted over the 10 years of Jewish Day…
Portland Kart
I am as good at biking as I am at playing Mario Kart. And anyone who has played against me in Mario Kart has stopped being my friend for I have beaten them…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
