BUENOS AIRES, Argentina — Fox Latin America has apologized for a poll on whether Jews killed Jesus Christ that one of its staffers put on a Facebook page promoting the National Geographic Channel’s Christmas special.

The poll asked readers who they think is responsible for the death of Christ: Pontius Pilate, The Jewish People or the High Priests. The Simon Weisenthal Center in Buenos Aires calls it a defamatory reference to Vatican propaganda that “resulted in the persecution and murder of Jews for two millennia.” (via MSNBC)

Obviously this was anti-Semitic. Fox News and South ‘Merica have no right to ask the tough, hate-baiting questions about Jews. But we are allowed to ask the tough hate-baiting questions, as long as some irony and sarcasm is thrown into the mix. So, our Hipster Jew poll asks:

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//ht to Yona

4SQ! CROTCH SHOT! ESPN APP! I feel so connect to the world.

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We also understand that if we put “hipsterjew.com” on the shirt, its going to be a lot less cool. So by purchasing a shirt, you promise to tell everyone about us”

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Western medicine men (the so-called “doctors”) are skeptical to say the least.  “I just don’t understand physiologically how putting steam up the vagina is going to change your fertility or help you relieve stress,” says Dr. Laura Riley, director of labor and delivery at Massachusetts General in Boston when interviewed by MSNBC, “…steam itself in the vagina doesn’t make any sense for me. It’s not like it’s going to blow up some closed tube… I’d be…concerned about burning my vagina. That’s a very sensitive area.”

Give it a try, it’s some great stuff.  Thanks to chai-yok, my prostatitis is cured.  Hurray!  On a completely unrelated note, I must now go and ice my balls.

Poll for “fun” and “amusement”

Could the young woman in this youtube video benefit from chai-yok?

Yes, I think she is an ideal candidate.

Is that Sarah Palin?

No, she can’t grasp the delicate subtleties of steam in the vag.

Vs.

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You polled about what kind of glasses I should get and I listened. I know its like 8 months later and shit, but I listened. I didn’t do it because I thought that you thought I was cool for doing it. I did it because I love you.

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A – The bigger, the more pedo-hipster

B – We need more Buddy Hollys in this world

C – sometimes you need to look professional

D – Baby you got beautiful eyes. Pick up some contacts.

E – Other (Submit your own photos. Or photoshop one of mine to death.

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