U.S. Presidents and their attempts to be Jewish
Great men from all over the world try to be us; hip, cool, and Jewish. Most of them fail at it miserably. So here we have a collection of U.S. Presidents doing Jewish…
Matzah Pizza – I’M STARVING
There isn’t too much you can do to cure your hunger on Passover. As too there is little you can do to cure your constipation. That being said, you can at least try…
Jon Stewart dumps on Passover
How’s the Matzah? Treating you well? Great. While you’re eating that Matzah, don’t think about how awesome Easter is. I don’t mean the Easter for the religious folks. I mean the one…
A Hipster Haggadah – The New American Haggadah
The last phrase you’d expect to hear describing your Seder is ‘authentic American Hipster literature’. And yet that’s precisely how the New American Haggadah can be accurately described. It’s also what it’s translator,…
Passover Poll (Malcolm in the Middle edition)
During the Passover Seder, we discuss the questions asked by four sons. I, of course, am always given the roll of ‘the wicked son’. Well now is your chance to pick which son…
How Do You Think Bender Celebrates Passover?
Passover is a day of celebration where the Jews were freed from Egypt. The only robot I can think of that comes close to being Jewish is Bender “Bending” Rodriguez of Futurama. My…
When did Macaroons become a French delicacy?
I’ve been lied to. All these years I was told that macaroons are only to be eaten on Passover, taste kinda shitty, but you’ll like them because Passover food generally blows in comparison….
Celebrating Easter: The Real Reason for the Season
As usual, we Jews have forgotten the real reason for the season. Easter. If the Jews hadn’t killed Jesus there never would have been a Last Supper and then there wouldn’t have been…
Trendy New Food: Crunchy Bread
Deep in the heart of this carb-less holiday, I was seated upon my throne when a brilliant idea sprung forth from my bowels. We can market matzah as “Crunchy Bread” and sell it…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
