How Do You Think Bender Celebrates Passover?
Passover is a day of celebration where the Jews were freed from Egypt. The only robot I can think of that comes close to being Jewish is Bender “Bending” Rodriguez of Futurama. My…
When did Macaroons become a French delicacy?
I’ve been lied to. All these years I was told that macaroons are only to be eaten on Passover, taste kinda shitty, but you’ll like them because Passover food generally blows in comparison….
Celebrating Easter: The Real Reason for the Season
As usual, we Jews have forgotten the real reason for the season. Easter. If the Jews hadn’t killed Jesus there never would have been a Last Supper and then there wouldn’t have been…
Trendy New Food: Crunchy Bread
Deep in the heart of this carb-less holiday, I was seated upon my throne when a brilliant idea sprung forth from my bowels. We can market matzah as “Crunchy Bread” and sell it…
This Passover eat Vermatzah instead of boring matzah
Yes, you heard that right. Vermatzah. Possibly the first ever matzah considered “eco-Kosher”. And you should buy this brand over every other crappy, Rabbi-certified hand-made matzah. Why? There are a few reasons. 1)…
Update: Being Jewish on Passover is Not Considered Cool
Jews really need to stop pretending we are a timely and hip people. You can’t be a cool religion if your main book says things like “If a man also lie with mankind,…
An AEPi Passover
I know, you’re all tired of Passover like I am. But every time I try to find something relevant to Jewish hipsters, I end up finding something else that is equally amazing. Like…
