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Maccabeats

The Maccabeats Les Mis/Passover Mashup. Love it(?)

OK. I know Hipster Jew has an official stance against Jewish holiday-themed parody videos. But…. Those darn Maccabeats have done it again and this time its timely, and well-tuned, and the theater geek…

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Passover is the Best Over

Happy Passover all you Hipster Jew mother fuckers! I don’t know about you, but I’m about to enter a Manischewitz and chopped liver coma. It’s what Moses would want. They only want me…

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The Someecards of Passover

Passover hasn’t even started yet and we have too much to complain about… // someecards

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Watch a video on making too much Matzah

Ever wondered what it’s like behind the religious scam that is matzah? 31,000 boxes of crispy crusty flour water? And all the money that comes with it, including 5 (FIVE?!?!) Rabbis? Then watch…

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Passover Constipation Throughout History

People have pooped since Adam and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge. That was our punishment. And then, to punish ourselves more, Jews decided that matzah had to constipate you. How else…

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There’s an App for That

Traditionally JDate annoys me. Mostly because it is constantly advertised on the side of my Facebook. What if I don’t want a Jew/ Jew enthusiast, JDate? What if I like to embrace my…

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Bubala Please is back for Passover! x2

On all other Bubala Please release dates we had one new episode. But on this release date, we get two! Now drink your second cup of wine and enjoy these episodes. Episode 5…

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Is weed kosher for passover? UPDATE

Previously we told you that you shouldn’t smoke weed on Purim. Now we have to inform you that smoking weed on Passover might be against your customs too. The pro-marijuana party in Israel…

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First born hipster goys, watch your backs!

Being a hipster Jew with a sick and dark sense of humor, Passover means only one thing: PLAGUES! The plagues kicks ass. I have big plans this year to make a plague wreath…

U.S. Presidents and their attempts to be Jewish

Great men from all over the world try to be us; hip, cool, and Jewish. Most of them fail at it miserably. So here we have a collection of U.S. Presidents doing Jewish…

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    @TheRiceCakes hell yes! Love you

  • May 18, 2013 01:51

    @vboykis aw that place is so cute and filled with rich 20-somethings drinking $100 bottles of wine.

  • May 18, 2013 01:48

    @vboykis also where did you go? Cantina? Im spending next weekend at Cantina drowning in margaritas.

  • May 18, 2013 01:45

    @vboykis you didn't instagram your meal. Must be a social experiment

  • May 17, 2013 23:23

    RT @HelloDanibeth: Came home from an amazing date with @DangerIncognito to find that @HipsterJew stickers had arrived for me! Thank you! ht…

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