Future Hipsters
Last night, Chicky mentioned how my birthday was coming up in a month. A few moments later, he sent me this video. So what. I’m the oldest consistent contributor to Hipster Jew. Big…
Racquetball is now a sport for Hipsters and old Jewish men
I’m on the right, obviously, with matching uniform/short shorts. Hipsters are always looking for new sports to ruin, with our whiteness, gangliness, and general lack of athletic ability. We’ve tried taking 4 square…
Seth Rogen is a NJB who wants to help cure your grandparents’ Alzheimer’s
Oh Seth Rogen! He’s beardy, hilarious, he’s a mensch who helps out charities…And sure, he smokes a little bit of weed sometimes, but I think your mother can overlook that one characteristic. She…
NY Mag talks about what it knows best: Uber Crazy Old Jews
I need her like 8X older… We at Hipster Jew love old people . It’s a fact. There are so many old Ashkenazi Jews in the world (Florida, duurrr), you’ve gotta laugh with…
fucking snakes have ruined Florida for all Jews everywhere
You must have seen these pictures of the Burmese python that ate the shit out of this dastardly, defenseless, delectable deer. No? Okay, lemme show it to ya. The point is that Florida…
Our friend at ‘Feed Me Bubbe’ got himself a book deal!
A long, long time ago, when this blog was in its infancy, we wrote about the website Feed Me Bubbe. Since we love old people (laughing at them, occasionally with them), Feed Me…
Do you have an awesome Russian Babushka?
These babushkas have taken Russia by storm, singing Beatles and classic Russian songs to dominate Russia’s Got Talent (or as they call it there, You Sing We Don’t Shoot). Oh man. This is…
Catholics displeased that Florida is full of ‘Joo’s
Did you know that Boca Raton isn’t 130% Jewish, and that the average resident’s age isnt 107? This may be the best story that Hanukkah will offer. A Catholic civil rights group is…
I wasn’t invited to the Sauna Championship
I’m peeved. Super peeved. I just learned of the Sauna Championships and I wasn’t invited! I love a good shvitz. I dream nightly of being a successful talent agent, sitting in a hot…
97 year old New Yorker not afraid of life
I don’t know what it is about old New Yorkers. But if you can survive our last great war, kick Nazi U-boat ass, and live in that urban hellhole for 97 years, one…
