Woody Allen gets chummy with Lindsay Lohan
The NYpost and their ever-present topnotch writing skills happened upon Woody Allen and Lindsay Lohan doing only the most professional, least-sexual things possible. Woody Allen gentlemanly holds the door for Lindsay Lohan…
WEINER SITING!
After learning that Anthony Weiner was not allowed on Air Force One, it comes no shock to me that he is forced to use the dirty, disgusting, underground passages we peons call ‘the…
Woody Takes the City!
Recently our most goyish author wrote a post praising Woody Allen’s decision to make yet another film forsaking his home New York and set in another country. Don’t get me wrong. It was…
Aziz Ansari is the Hipster king of Central Park
What is going on in NYC? Are they required to have tv celebrities with tv personalities exist in the real world, mind-fucking everyone into a blank stare of warped reality? I’ll give the…
Danny Lobell: NYC Comedian – HJ interviews
Danny Lobell, Scottish Jew, had the pleasure of allowing me to interview him recently. His credits include: opening for Last Comic Standing’s Ralphie May and Tourgasm’s Robert Kelly, performing at the Times Square…
Indie Coffee App for the NYC Coffee Snob
Starbucks? More like Starshmucks. New Yorkers drink more coffee in a day than I will in an entire lifetime. Which is crazy when you think about it. All that brown, caffeinated goodness that…
MM: Tanlines + Adult Swim = Righteous Music Video
Hipster Jew band Tanlines, and 2012 SXSW participants, have put out a new music video for their song All of Me. Old people dancing? Sign me up, that’s my favorite hobby. Watching old…
Mayor Bloomberg Wants the Poor to Starve
New York City has banned all food donations to the poor. In an article on CBS New York, a donor explains how he can no long give out his extra cholent and bagels…
Oneohtrix Point Never – HJs @ SXSW 2012
Sweet beard. Seriously. I’m jealous. I’ve got a weak ‘stache. Oneohtrix Point Never is Animal Collective approved, having been chosen by them to play All Tomorrow’s Parties in 2011. The brainchild of Brroklyn…
Yael Kraus – HJs @ SXSW 2012
Okay. Women can wear Tefillin only when they look sexy and it matches their outfit. Deal, Rabbis? Every country needs their own Celine Dion. Their own Feist/Fiona Apple, if you will. Every country…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
