Who Wants an HJ – Supernova Scotia
Nickname: Supernova Scotia Age: 19 Location: Philly metro area Occupation: will furnish your cardboard box into a home. Functions on barter system. aka student. Sentence most often repeated by your mother: “Iloveyouimissyou. Iloveyouimssyou”…
I Love You, Mom
These people are the worst. The idea that one would want to marry a younger version of their nagging mother must scare all. I’m not going on another date until I go through…
Natalie Portman, Gift-Giving Women
My brother sent me an article today in which Natalie Portman said she doesn’t like doing Jewish-themed movies. What I wanna know is if she likes doing Jewish-themed men. Zing! But seriously, I…
