NFL Lockout Will Ruin the Hipsterization of Sports
Now that Superbowl has ended with Aaron Rodgers simultaneously dispatching the ghost of Brett Favre and defending the honor of 17 year old girls everywhere by defeating Ben “No Means Yes” Roethlisberger its…
Make your Superbowl Party Hipster Friendly
Tomorrow is America’s favorite holiday, The Superbowl. Its one event that unites a nation in getting drunk, fat (ter) and watching TV for 6 consecutive hours. Its basically like Christmas, but more religious….
Bill Maher vs Chuck Klosterman: Football is socialist
Why does everything these days have to be a liberal/conservative argument? Crazy (and kinda funny when he’s not pulling the uber-partisan bullshit) comedian Bill Maher recently used football to show how America loves…
Stone Cold Lock of the Century: Jew York Jets
Preach it Carl! Don’t let the fools bring you down. You are now 1-2. Even the score up. Vote against the rapist in your next video. Stone Cold Super Bowl Lock: The Packers….
My New Least Favorite Sports Phrase: Beast Mode
I keep hearing about “Beast Mode” and players turning on or entering “beast mode”. I believe this started with Marshawn Lynch’s game sealing 67 yard touchdown run for the Seahawks which will soon…




