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Blame the Jews for playing Sports on Xmas

Look at all those Jews getting Jewwy with Jew-Congress Finally someone at the San Fransisco Chronicle nailed it. THE JEWS ARE RUINING XMAS…for freakishly large millionaires. Hmmm. Wait. Maybe I’m missing something. Deadspin…

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Jews still love basketball

It’s nice to see religious Jews heckling and being part of the sports atmosphere. Even though I’m rooting for the Celtics and Doc Rivers I can still respect that they’ll talk trash in…

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David Stern is One Tough Jew

I have said before that David Stern is the most powerful man in sports. No one has control over their league quite like Stern which is why rumors of coaxing the referees to…

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Your Hipster Jew Guide to the NBA Finals

  The seemingly endless NBA playoffs are nearing and end and the Finals between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Miami Heat is slated to start Tuesday night. Odds are if you reading…

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Red Auerbach Will Not Stand For Your Bullshit Fouls

This a video of Red Auerbach explaining what flops are and why they are terrible…in the 1970′s. [Ed note: Auerbach was the original flop-hater] He was trying to nip this BS in the…

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DeShawn Stevenson is A Hoopster with an ATM in His Kitchen

The main thing people seem to be talking about in this story  is the fact that DeShawn Stevenson has an ATM in his house and that he charges his friends $4.50 to use…

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Hitting the Links

Flyers Defenseman, Nicklas Grossman, wo recently revealed his name is actually Nicklas Grossmann, is out with a concussion. He was one of two Jewish players in this years NHL Stanley Cup Finals. //…

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Biggest Hipster in the NBA

TBJ Tour video: Who’s the NBA’s biggest hipster? from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo. “When we’re talking hipsters we’re talking beards… style… plaid” This is what I have to endure during the NBA…

Hipsters, Hoopsters, and NBA All-Stars play Jewball

Did they miss anything? This is what happens, David Stern. This is what happens when you fuck your league in the ass. They travel the country and have fun playing pick up games….

Suggested Basketball Reading

Since the world recently found out that future NBA lottery pick Kemba Walker has read just one book in his life it seems like a good time to go over some of the…

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