Hitting the Links
Flyers Defenseman, Nicklas Grossman, wo recently revealed his name is actually Nicklas Grossmann, is out with a concussion. He was one of two Jewish players in this years NHL Stanley Cup Finals. //…
Biggest Hipster in the NBA
TBJ Tour video: Who’s the NBA’s biggest hipster? from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo. “When we’re talking hipsters we’re talking beards… style… plaid” This is what I have to endure during the NBA…
Hipsters, Hoopsters, and NBA All-Stars play Jewball
Did they miss anything? This is what happens, David Stern. This is what happens when you fuck your league in the ass. They travel the country and have fun playing pick up games….
Suggested Basketball Reading
Since the world recently found out that future NBA lottery pick Kemba Walker has read just one book in his life it seems like a good time to go over some of the…
Goodnight and FreeDarko
One of my favorite blogs, FreeDarko, is coming to end. Ironically it is ending in the same year that Darko has finally been set free in Minnesota, under the tutelage of none other…
Buzz Bissinger is Racist
Buzz Bissinger is a racist asshole. In this column he basically admits as much, saying that the NBA is losing popularity because white fans don’t want to root for black players. What he…
NFL Lockout Will Ruin the Hipsterization of Sports
Now that Superbowl has ended with Aaron Rodgers simultaneously dispatching the ghost of Brett Favre and defending the honor of 17 year old girls everywhere by defeating Ben “No Means Yes” Roethlisberger its…
This Is Why I love the NBA on TNT
Charles Barkley and Kenny Williams asking Tracy Morgan who would he rather bang, Tina Fey or Sarah Palin? You won’t get that on ESPN. The fact that Tracy chooses Palin for being superior…
Lebron Expanding to Ruin Childhoods Outside of Ohio
Lebron James, not being satisfied with being the destroy of childhood hopes and dreams in Ohio has taken his talents for torture to a wider audience. With a Youtube cartoon series starring the…
Brandon Jennings is a Hipster
Brandon Jennings is a hipster. Part of what I’m supposed to do here (at HJ) is that you other damn hipsters know which athletes are hip. And I’m letting you know that Brandon…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
