If you like Raves then you are a Nazi
Christwire.com, Conservative Values for an Unsaved World, the single newsource of HJ, has some news for you about raves. Raves are terrible events that were started by the Nazis. THE GOD-HATING NAZIS. We…
Your weekend Jewish news
Michael Bloomberg, our next Jewish president, will NOT be our next Jewish president. Sad face. AMERICA, the gr8est country ever, worked with Nazis. Did we love them? We sure enjoy our Hitler references….
All real hipsters take part in Nazi reenactments
People are giving Tea Party candidate Rich Iott (Irony, Ohio) a hard time. All because he dressed up like a Nazi with a bunch of other dudes, where they then proceeded to engage…
Glenn Beck tells Jew he likes Nazis
Every once in a while there is a post I don’t want to write but feel morally obligated to do. This one happens to be just so. I was going to start off…
Those Damn Grammar Nazis…
Everyone knows that asshole friend. The one who spent a quarter million bones on an English degree and therefore feels justified to correct your English in everyday conversation. Even the National Spelling Bee…
Is It Hip to Be a Nazi?
I don’t want to make this a whole site devoted to arguing that the Nazis are bad (you’d think that would’ve been settled a long time ago), but since it’s cropped up a…
How (Not) to Compare Yourself to the Jews
As reported by the New York Times, Reverend Raneiro Cantalamessa has compared the recent attacks on the Catholic Church over their sexual abuse scandal to the historical persecution of the Jews. The article…
A letter to Jesse James
I know this is a little behind on the news, but I had to address it anyway. Dear Jesse James, I want to be a Jewish cowboy. I know you used to be…
A-hole Canadian sells Nazi victim items
Supposed peace-loving socialist Canada is losing points this week due to one capitalist asshole. Abraham Botines, a Spanish-born Jew, has put some Nazi-era soap on display in his store in Montreal. The bar…
White Powder, Swastika, and "Schlomo" Sent to Rep. Weiner
U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY 9th District), whom we’ve already mentioned as having more chutzpah than a chihuahua at a doberman rally for calling the entire Republican party a “wholly owned subsidiary” of…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
