Happy 64th Birthday Israel, You Foxy Beast
Happy 64th Birthday Israel! You have given us so much, how do I give back? I guess with this little bit of advice: When you shoot off fireworks, aim away from the face….
Mazal Tov Natalie Portman!
IT’S A BOY! I have never seen someone so hot right after they gave birth, but you are our resident JILF/MILF. Just make sure you get your boy snipped before San Fran has…
It’s the End of the World as We know It
Readers, I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that Natalie Portman’s baby is popping out of her uterus soon. Hopefully it doesn’t go down in a Wal-Mart…
Natalie Portman is now my favorite JILF
Natalie Portman. I’ve watched you grow up into a young beautiful woman. One who dislikes anti-Semites nearly as much as I do. Sure, I always liked you. But only a little bit. Mainly…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
