Mazal Tov Natalie Portman!
IT’S A BOY! I have never seen someone so hot right after they gave birth, but you are our resident JILF/MILF. Just make sure you get your boy snipped before San Fran has…
It’s the End of the World as We know It
Readers, I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that Natalie Portman’s baby is popping out of her uterus soon. Hopefully it doesn’t go down in a Wal-Mart…
Natalie Portman is now my favorite JILF
Natalie Portman. I’ve watched you grow up into a young beautiful woman. One who dislikes anti-Semites nearly as much as I do. Sure, I always liked you. But only a little bit. Mainly…
Natalie Portman, Gift-Giving Women
My brother sent me an article today in which Natalie Portman said she doesn’t like doing Jewish-themed movies. What I wanna know is if she likes doing Jewish-themed men. Zing! But seriously, I…
