Hipster Jew » music http://hipsterjew.com LOL I *like* Hipster Jew Thu, 24 May 2012 20:57:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Grind-dance with Some Hot New Tracks…Yo..! http://hipsterjew.com/2012/05/grind-dance-with-some-hot-new-tracks-yo/ http://hipsterjew.com/2012/05/grind-dance-with-some-hot-new-tracks-yo/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 16:54:13 +0000 Schlitz Lipz http://hipsterjew.com/?p=21067
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    • ]]>     Do you dig-nasty the rap music?

    Are you hip with the new jives?

    Do you want to be my BFFL?

    Well then I have  the artist for you!


    What a dapper young man!

    Illa Straight is an up and coming Philadelphia performer whose rum I have had the pleasure of stealing ( leave it in my freezer for more than a week, it’s mine).  His stuff is catchy as hell aaaaand he’s been on MTV in India. Which is pretty cool, I guess.

    Mr. Straight’s new song, “All Up to You” is the perfect song to seduce your young hipstette lover. It’s hook, “all up to you”, is the perfect way to seduce a JAP. What princess doesn’t like hearing that she can get whatever she wants? No princess that I know.

    Also, B Free, the producer of “All Up to You” and Illa Straight’s other song, “Spazzin”  is a demi-Jew. And as Jews it is your responsibility to support one of The People so we can fulfill our goal of world domination. Duh.

    You can check out “All Up To You” and get a free download of “Spazzin” here.

    PS: Sorry for the rum, buddy. Also sorry that you found out about it here.

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