Have you taken a look at the zombie Beavis and Butthead, brought back to MTV from the dead after years of sub-par programming? It looks good. Really good. Feels like the old cartoon, too. It doesn’t look good enough for me to watch on MTV (I’m not sure I even get that channel?), but definitely good enough to download illegally. Holler! Another show to add to my already lengthy list of shows to watch.

New video by the Foo Fighters. I’m not a big fan myself. But my friend is, and he was ecstatic about how they were recording this new album in analog. Not the super low-fi vibe that every indie band experiments with (secretly or openly). The 90s feel. The one that people my age (early 20s) miss so much. It’s the reason I own a Power Rangers book. And the reason I was so confused when Weezer pulled a similar stunt last week, ditching their pop-fame notoriety for a catchy ballad. Not just because it’s fuckin’ sweet. But because we all miss our childhoods, before we understood that frats exist, that Dave Matthews blows, and that love can be oh-so-confusing. On top of that, their producer was the same one for Nirvana’s Nevermind. To sweeten the pot, Lemy from Motorhead is on the album. Just sayin’.

Welcome back MTV circa 1991. Even if some of us were barely alive, we will pretend to remember you fondly so that we look hip and beyond our years. I really hope 90s fashion doesn’t become hip in general hipster circles. I hate bright colors.

(On a side note, I really hope that Beavis and Butthead make fun of this song when they return. That’d be pretty neat.)

Here’s the latest video from Ok Go. Blah blah blah bleh.

Are you as tired of Ok Go as I am? I was all excited when they returned after a 5 year hiatus. But when they returned I couldn’t remember why I liked them so much. They suck. They always did. But I was 15 once upon a time and thought they were awesome. Being 15 causes a lot of stupid shit to appear awesome.

So here is another video of them trying to be viral and cool. But the song is boring as shit. At best their music is a poppy piece of poop (+5 alliteration). The video is kinda interesting. If it was in MoMA, or about dinosaurs fighting eachother and eating guts, I’d be like OMG vidz is amazing! But it’s about wind or leaves or autumn or girls or something equally as ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Music videos are dead. Deader than a hipster. Just as MTV and FUSE and BET and whoever else still pretends to hold the flag of cable music television squeak out a miserable existence. (CMT doesn’t exist as far as I’m concerned). But that’s why they all went to reality teevee, because that shit is much more interesting

I’ve thrown up weekend PBR and Jim Beam binges that rival this ‘viral’ ‘video.

So the real question is, will you care?

We are all going to get nostalgic over this show coming out but lets be real. Most of us are going to forget that Beavis and Butthead are back on. The others will watch the first two episodes then go back to Mad Men / reruns of Law and Order. We are no longer a reflection of these characters. In 1996 everyone was stupid and just trying to get laid. Most of Beavis’ and Butthead’s problems can now be solved by internet porn. New episodes = bad choice. You can’t revive every cartoon. And shit, i haven’t even watched a new episode of Futurama. So Im going to give the concept of bringing Beavis and Butthead bad two thumbs down.

There’s more than just being a terrible driver if you want to be a Masshole

Readers from Massachusetts, we’ve got some exciting news for you. From the man who brought you the greatness that is Pauly D, Snookie, and THE SITUATION, comes an all-new reality tv show! Some hipsters don’t believe in VH1 and MTV. Well, it’s their loss.

“We’re giving Massachusetts the chance to show the world why Bay Staters have got the hottest girls and proudly buff guys
who believe in God, family, politics, sports, beer and partying!”

I’m not sure God has existed in Massachusetts since the Salem witch trials, but I can’t wait to watch this show. Thank you, MTV.

Below is what we expect, at the minimum, for a participant to make it onto the show. If what you read below sounds like the summer of your life, please fulfill stereotypes and go to this website to apply.

You’ll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where Roast Beef subs and cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics towel next to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray!

Are you down for one wicked cool summah, and be a part of the most wicked reality show evah!

Doron Ofir Casting is looking for blue collar, hard working, harder partying, tough talking, damn good looking Mass natives from all over the state …. Yea we’ll consider preps from Wellesley too if they got what it takes.