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The Jewish Mafia (on Film!)

Share The Oscars are over (and long gone, but when I started writing it, this post was a lot more topical), but movie-making isn’t. So it’s time once again to discuss that old matter of how the Jews control Hollywood and film making in general. Steven Spielberg. Roman Polanksi. The Wiensteins. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Paul Newman (half). [...]
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Watch me boost HBO sales in one post

Share You might have realized in passing that all of your girlfriends have a huge crush on Zooey Deschanel. Every time Zooey is in a movie, they calmly exclaim that they are going to see it, probably opening night. You just nod and smile thinking about how much you would rather be banging the great [...]
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Movie Review: Cop Out w. Bruce Willis

Share What happened to you Bruce Willis? You used to be so cool. I remember you in Pulp Fiction, where you killed a man with your flying fists of fury, then took on Marcel Wallace. Who by the way, is not a bitch. Then you put on one of the greatest actions thrillers of all [...]
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Natalie Portman, Gift-Giving Women

Share My brother sent me an article today in which Natalie Portman said she doesn’t like doing Jewish-themed movies. What I wanna know is if she likes doing Jewish-themed men. Zing!    But seriously, I need to know my odds.  (Below: Every Jewish Boy’s Dream Date) On that note, I realized the other day that materially [...]
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