Woody Allen Finally Makes A Movie About Neurotic Americans in a European Country
If there’s one geographical place that we associate with Woody Allen, it’s New York City. This is a guy who can’t be asked to pick up his own Oscar statue because he’s too…
Summer is here, bring on the Drive-In
I love drive-ins. Anyone who disagrees with me is a damned fool. Sure, going to a theater with air conditioning, abrasive teens, and over-sized Americans can be fun. But not like drive-ins. The…
It’s the End of the World as We know It
Readers, I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that Natalie Portman’s baby is popping out of her uterus soon. Hopefully it doesn’t go down in a Wal-Mart…
Charlie Sheen Makes Everything Groovy
According to my sources (my sources being The Onion AV Club) Charlie Sheen had a Major League viewing party with current and former major leaguers like Todd Zeile, Kenny Lofton and Brian Wilson…
The Jewish Mafia (on Film!)
The Oscars are over (and long gone, but when I started writing it, this post was a lot more topical), but movie-making isn’t. So it’s time once again to discuss that old matter…
Watch me boost HBO sales in one post
You might have realized in passing that all of your girlfriends have a huge crush on Zooey Deschanel. Every time Zooey is in a movie, they calmly exclaim that they are going to…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
