Trendy New Food: Crunchy Bread
Deep in the heart of this carb-less holiday, I was seated upon my throne when a brilliant idea sprung forth from my bowels. We can market matzah as “Crunchy Bread” and sell it…
Black Market Matzoh
As Passover is only a few days away, Jews worldwide are rushing out to stockpile Matzoh and Matzoh-accessories. For those of you who don’t know what matzoh is, well, look it up. You…
