Kosher crisis: The moral conundrum of a non-Kosher Jew
So this morning my mom brought me something that was a real treat for me. Something I truly love. Empanadas. The best way to explain my love for empanadas is via Mack’s statement…
How can fake Bacon be Kosher?
I’ve been a vegetarian for years. I care about living creatures, and I need an easy excuse to complain about restaurants and other people’s meals. So I’ve eaten my share of fake meats,…
Trendy New Food: Crunchy Bread
Deep in the heart of this carb-less holiday, I was seated upon my throne when a brilliant idea sprung forth from my bowels. We can market matzah as “Crunchy Bread” and sell it…
Get a hair cut for the holidays!
When Xmas shit is being sold in stores, and jingle bells is already stuck in your head. You know the holidays are almost upon us. I need a new sexxxxy (hair)doo for Thanksgiving…
Uncle Moishey is my childhood
Do you think he meant to drop that pizza on the floor? Because I think he did it on purpose. I also bet Borat lost a bet and that’s why he had to…
Is yooze watah koshah?
For past few years there has been an argument in NY. Is the water kosher? Well. Is it? Small little animals, possibly dinosaurs, live in New York water. If you hold it up…
Jack Abramoff now a Kosher pizza delivery boy
My, how the mighty have fallen. Jack Abramoff was our favorite conniving a-hole before Bernie Madoff had to blow him out of the water. Madoff is the Barry Bonds to Mark McGuire. And…
Movie Breakdown: What do they call a quarterpounder in Israel?
This is why I like foreign countries (and in this case Israel). If you tried to air this commercial in the U.S. there would be a torrent of lawsuits. But somehow, parodying Pulp…
New York Jewish Delis in Decline
This has amazed me. In only 100 years, the number of Jewish/Kosher New York delis have gone from 4000 to a few dozen. A few dozen, in a city with like, a billion…
Eating Kosher for Passover
If you have never looked at our blogroll, please take a second to look at it right now on the right side of your screen. You’ll notice one of the sites we like…
