Uncle Woody tells us neurotic Jews what it’s like to be a neurotic Jew
If there is one impossibility in the world it’s that I could love Uncle Woody more than I already do. Or could I? Recently, the Jew-lovers at the New York Times took it…
If ____ had guns, _______ would never have happened
If slaves had guns, slavery would never have happened. If Jews had a gun the Holocaust would never have happened. If Jews had fashion sense the show Girls would never have happened. If…
Twas The Night Jews Crashed Netflix
Twas the Night Jews crashed Neflix, b’fore Oh Thirteen (’13), Not a person was stirring, not a one Hindi. The streets were all emptied of cars with some care, ‘Cuz they went home…
A Growing Concern for Uncle Woody
Recently, as part of my summer Uncle Woody craze, I spoke of a fear that Mr. Allen was turning into the Olsen Twins. This fear is now growing to momentous proportions. About the…
Eric Cantor doesn’t want to talk about GOP anti-semitism
Call it a boring news day. Call me drunk at 3 in the afternoon on a Friday. But don’t call me a liar. Eric Cantor doesn’t want to talk about the ‘darker sides’…
Is Bigfoot a Jew? Is a Jew Bigfoot?
Guys! …I’ve discovered something… And it might be soft core porn. But more really, the question of a Jewish PORN actor. I’m not sure. But in Sweet Prudence and the Erotic Adventure of…
Schlitz Lipz Embarrasses Herself. More Than Usual
A really attractive young filmmaker you may know from this blog made this documentary. Its Jewish-related. Don’t judge me for my shameless plugging. I can’t stop myself. No, Robot, not THAT type…
Muppets are now Jews and have their own Anti-Muppet Defamation League
Muppets are in. They are kinda almost cool to NPR dads once again. So don’t close your eyes, because it’s once again the 1980s. And you may be humped by a man dancing…
A music video with Jake Gyllenhaal creepily murdering Hipsters?!?!
I’m not sure what’s going on here, so someone please help me? Jake Gyllenhaal is murdering Hipsters with a historically white, upperclass weapon like it’s his job? Then he trains to some sick…
Ricky Gervais forgets to make LOLs about Jews – are we losing Hollywood?
If you haven’t seen Ricky Gervais’ 2012 Golden Globe opening monologues, watch below. All I can wonder if this is a good or bad sign for Hollywood Jews. Nearly 7 minutes and 30…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.