May the Shwartz be With You
In honor of May the 4th, I have concrete evidence for you that proves that C-3PO is just a big jew. Need examples? I got a list of quotes straight from imdb. For…
My mom called tech support for once
We have all gotten that phone call “How do I forward an e-mail?” “How do I change my facebook photo?” “Where can I find ‘the google’?” I’m glad my mother started using tech…
Got a smoke? Stop blamin' yo mamma
Always faithful and pedantically-Anglo BBC News has reported a scientific study about smoking cigarettes. Jewish hipsters, listen up because this one is for you. Psssssttt. Over here. I’m going to whisper so your…
Jewgle – Google for Jews
Have you ever been using Google to search for something and thought to yourself ‘man, I wish there was a more Jewish version of Google to search on’? Neither have I, but a…
No mom, that facebook status was just a joke
This phrase is being uttered by young people (and Jews) more and more these days. And frankly, hipsters and young adults alike are forced to deal with this new ‘breach’ in ‘privacy with…
Word of the Week: Jewish Mother Syndrome
1. Jewish Mother Syndrome Known short as JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother. Avi: I think my girlfriend…
I Love You, Mom
These people are the worst. The idea that one would want to marry a younger version of their nagging mother must scare all. I’m not going on another date until I go through…
Anni from Basement Affair
Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair is a VH1 show where Frank, from various other VH1 shows, tries to find a girl he can settle down with. The idea is that Frank…
JILF (I shit you not)
UK-based Attitude Magazine is ‘putting the sin into synagogue’. I wish I could make up this story, but its March 2010 issue will be showing off some sexy JILFs. A part of me…
