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Got a smoke? Stop blamin’ yo mamma

Share Always faithful and pedantically-Anglo BBC News has reported a scientific study about smoking cigarettes. Jewish hipsters, listen up because this one is for you. Psssssttt. Over here. I’m going to whisper so your mother wont hear us. Hey, guess what? You can stop blaming your mother all the time for causing you so much [...]
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I Love You, Mom

Share These people are the worst. The idea that one would want to marry a younger version of their nagging mother must scare all. I’m not going on another date until I go through a check list of how said girl is not at all like my mother. Man, my mother’s guilt is getting to [...]
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Having Fun with Facebook

Share I know I’m not the only person who does this. But before I begin, I have to set some rules: 1) Facebook isn’t serious 2) You are silly if you think it is (which has some deep paradoxical twist, I am sure) 3) The best jokes are those that only you think are funny [...]
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