Combat the 4 ‘real’ questions at your Seder
So people know when it comes to aesthetically presenting ancient barely-edible foods, you don’t fuck around. These are the 4 questions that aren’t written into the Seder. The ones that you dread, that…
You’re too Skinny, Have Some Jewish Guilt!
Readers of hipsterjew, We need to talk. I am the only woman here. If I don’t start getting hit up by some male hipsterjew readers I’mma cry. If the Duckman gets more requests…
Got a smoke? Stop blamin' yo mamma
Always faithful and pedantically-Anglo BBC News has reported a scientific study about smoking cigarettes. Jewish hipsters, listen up because this one is for you. Psssssttt. Over here. I’m going to whisper so your…
No mom, that facebook status was just a joke
This phrase is being uttered by young people (and Jews) more and more these days. And frankly, hipsters and young adults alike are forced to deal with this new ‘breach’ in ‘privacy with…
I Love You, Mom
These people are the worst. The idea that one would want to marry a younger version of their nagging mother must scare all. I’m not going on another date until I go through…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
