You’ve seen the video. Now don’t look at the title. Can you remember what the car brand/make was? No? Aren’t car commercials made by the best advertising companies, or what? Atleast we got to see Jerry Seinfeld starring in a non-Japanese commercial, being LOL-worthy with his old buddy The Soup Nazi. Making classic Jerry Seinfeld jokes about what brunch chefs keep under their chef hats. Just Jerry being Jerry and getting paid like $5,000,000 to be himself.

/ Btw, fuck Jay Leno. Talentless hack. He’s the perfect villain even if I don’t want to admit it.

// Why are they airing Super Bowl commercials now? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of the Super Bowl? I’m not watching the game for the game.

/// I’m totally watching for the game. Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone sometimes I like mainstream sports.

////And does this mean the Super Bowl is rigged? If commercials are being leaked early, then the entire event is a sham IMO.

Yankee fans aren’t supposed to have this much class

Not surprising, the only people that care what Jerry has to say are Jews and 50+ years old.

I may sound a little crazy here, but maybe Gaga should try to be outrageous by acting like a normal human being. Or atleast stop putting out typical mediocre pop songs. Alejandro? Telephone? Sounds like shit I listened to in the 6th grade back in the 90s. Get real, Gaga.

- Also, if you ever loved the greatest Seinfeld character of all time, The Soup Nazi (if you need to ask, you shouldn’t be reading), now you can have the chance to meet him! Al Yeganeh, after 6 years of closing his soup store, will reopen! If you are in Manhattan, check him out at Soup Kitchen International on West 55th St. Just remember to follow proper protocol.

Last night Larry went on The Marriage Ref, a new NBC show which I discussed recently. It was as if the prophet Elijah had to come to earth before Passover just to give marriage advice. Larry was livid. He was sarcastic. He was misogynistic. And he was friggin’ hilarious.

This affirms my theory that Larry David isn’t actually acting on Curb Your Enthusiasm. The man really is psychotic and misogynistic and this episode proves it.

I had my doubts about the Marriage Ref lasting an entire 13 episodes. As long as they continue to put angry comedians on (I’m thinking Louis Black soon?), and find people with outrageous marriage problems, I’ll certainly be watching. My only question: Why are so many of the couples Jewish? Have we lost faith in real psychologists?

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Yet Jerry Seinfeld’s latest television escapade, The Marriage Ref, looks like it will be really entertaining. It takes old 1960s television game shows that put celebrities in the hot seat, while adding to our reality-show driven culture.

The commercial for the show had comedic legend Seinfeld leading the commentary, while celebrities from all walks of life, Alec Baldwin, Katie Couric, and even queen Heebster/JILF Sarah Silverman came on to analyze some failing relationships.

It’s comforting to know that marriage is becoming a laughable endeavor. Catch it March 4th, after the Olympics.