Tel Aviv Hipsters Don’t Want to be Drafted
Look at this lazy Hipster, probably buying rare vinyls at an outdoor market. People are surprised. People are pissed. Young, secular, hip kids don’t want to fight in a seemingly never-ending war with…
People are angry that OWS occupied Birthright. I wish Birthright was occupied on the reg. (Rant)
Some Jews are getting upset because OWS is full of liberals who are upset with the whole ‘Palestinian’ thing, and are putting blame on those who control the power. Elements that claim to…
Israel is so Screwed They Are Sending George Costanza to Solve the Middle East Crisis?!?!
Here is the entire Associated Press article about how dire the Israel-Palestine situation is. Alexander…was asked by Israeli President Shimon Peres in a meeting on Tuesday for advice on how to solve the…
Gilad Shalit and an Israeli PR Mistake
As the resident Israeli HJ writer, it is my obligation to report the wonderful feeling of happiness sweeping Israel in the wake of Gilad Shalit’s return from 5.5 years of brutal captivity. It…
Let Palestine Become a State Already
The other week I learned that the last bastion of liberal Jewish hope, the lobbyists called J-Street, came out against unilateral Palestinian statehood. Their wonderful one-sided bullshit logic was that The West Bank…
Pita, Pita, Falafel, Pita, Palestinian Statehood, Chips, Pita, Falafel
As HJ’s resident Israel correspondent, I feel it is necessary to digress briefly into local political happenings. (If you’re uninterested in this situation, please skip this paragraph.) On Friday, the UN is set…
West Coast Jews are pissed that Palestinian children draw pictures
Obviously, since the Israel-Palestinian issue is very black/white, for us or against us, it only makes sense that everything Palestinian is BAD. Especially when it may be critical of Israeli policy. For example……
Israel CAN do good, especially for the Ramadan holidays
I’m sure it is too late to save my soul, and that I’m a bleeding-heart liberal self-hating Jew who also hates Israel and everything having to do with Jews/Israel/Falafel. If that is the…
Racist Jews are out there too
I try really hard not to care about AIPAC and Abe Foxman. They are all dithering idiots who can’t see through their own asses. It must be tough having a meeting in the…
