Breaking News: No One Knows What ‘Hipster’ Means
So I get sent a video the other day that documents a French immigrant’s struggle to understand English, specifically the word “hipster.” Hey, Miss, get on board. No one else understands it either….
I’m on a Blimp
Hipster Jew needs a blimp. It’s more underground than a scooter and they make for spectacular crashes. Leer jets are so cliché and slowly circling sporting events advertising products (Preparation H anyone?) is…
Have you ever Wiki’d yourself?
When you stare into the Void, the Void also stares back into you through plastic lensless glasses and stupid-looking hair.
Will hipsters change their name to look cool?
Some dude changed his name because he wanted to be ‘ironic’ and different. Do you know what he changed his name to? Captain Awesome. He got it from the show Chuck. From now…
Some dude peeved that Hipsters totally stole his belt buckle idea
It must suck being this dude, getting trampled on by anorexic hipsters all the time. Stealing his once cool ideas and turning them into terrible, racist irony. Although atleast they never stole the…
A Montreal university does a ‘study’ on ‘hipsters’
I swear, my people are persecuted enough. Yet they wont keep us out of the papers. This time, some low-level Concordia University associate-professor made some claims about hipsters. These claims are so obvious…
i luved Hipster Dinosaurs b4 they were kool!
New York Times said ‘Hipsters’ were dead. Could they ever be so wrong? The first hipster was the big bang. It wanted to be different from all the other solar systems. Then came…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
