Flaming Lips Blow Everyone’s Minds
The Flaming Lips do not give a fuck. They do whatever they want. Cover “Dark Side of the Moon” in it’s entirety? Yeah. Collab with Neon Indian? Check. Collab with Siri the iPhone…
Fook this Shite (Tales from Ireland)
So here I am, in my other homeland, sitting in my teensy dorm bed, wearing every sweater I own, trying to decide the most important things I have learned thus far in Ireland….
I have an iPhone and I finally understand what the fuss was ‘all about’
Finally! I am a 20th century man living in a 20th century world. I am free to jailbreak my iPhone and download all these apps I’ve been reading about in the NYTimes. Like…
First Step is Admitting You Have a iPhone Problem
I can’t stop taking pictures of adorable animals on my cool new iPhone. I use a free app called Instagram. Because this vintagey trend started with hipsters but is now big with everyone,…
OMG I GOT AN iPHONE [POLL]
Hey Hebros and Heebees, Im like super kool now that I have an iPhone. Sry I havent been writing much. Too busy Instagraming my peen. Thx at+t. Without you Id be BBMing jappy…
What didn’t I regret from last night?
Where is the “regret buying an iphone” app? Where is the “take back hooking up with snooki last night” app? How about the “I didn’t actually mean to sext my dick to my…
Iphone gaffe
I always knew that when technology became self aware it was going to be homophobic and anti-semetic. (thanks Whit-knee)
Living without a prayer or a smartphone
Fuckin-a. People say that living off of your parents is cheap and easy. Maybe for the Duckman. But I’m still in college and still ‘forced’ to have my parents pay for my phone…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
